So I went to church today.
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Thread Topic: So I went to church today.
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WAIT QUESTION
Who decided that God got to be God? Did they have tryouts or something? -
shrugs idk how god was god
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Well, according to the Ancient Greeks... it was sort of like a deity Hunger Games. Winner produces a ton of offspring on his own and then uses them to make more offspring.
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HUNGER GAMES
so the sex games -
God has always been God. He is eternal and never begins or ends.
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Well actually--
Satan is my God. -
Okay, well, how did he become God? He didn't just pop up with a shirt that says, "I am God."
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Fine. If you want to be so adamant about that, then I can't do anything for you. But the truth is that Satan is completely evil and is a tyrant over people under his control.
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No. Satan is not evil. He's like the Dom in a BDMS relationship ^~^
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God has always existed. It's a hard concept to understand because we are mortal beings, but He always has been around, like air has always been around.
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Yes Satan is evil. If you really want to argue this,then I don't know what to tell you.
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That's like saying grapes have always been here. No the f--- they haven't, they had a start somewhere. Where did God come from?
Well, the Eleven Satanic Rules are a lot better than the Ten Commandments.
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in anothers lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him. -
And who wrote this list of Rules? A person? Well,God wrote the Ten Commandments.
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Satan, of course.
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Well, the words were written by Anton LaVey for his Church of Satan but the words come from Satan.
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