i uhhh
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Me: Awww...
Trunks: Wait you aren't married yet? Then how did you get chil- never mind. I REALLY don't want to know.
Freddy: Katheryn and I are gonna get married one day. Who said that? *looks around*
Vegeta: Still a better love story than Twilight... -
(the ffffffffffffffff? um okay well that scared the crap out of me and im still a teen I got 4 years.....!)
(oh my gosh, carter he is evil....) -
Min Min: (He's not evil, he's red head Pinocchio.)
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Taylor Swift:]
What's up people? Satan's back
By now everybody knows that's me
And now I've got a new hot man
Saw his Vines and I thought
Oh my God, look at his face
Who cares if he's underage
Time to ruin your life, babe
[Nash Grier:]
Wait, what?
[Taylor Swift:]
Nothing
I'm not on Spotify
To hear my album you'll have to pay
It costs $13.99
Sold a million in a few days
My God, I'm so rich
Some people say I'm a greedy b----
Now I am painting his portrait
[Nash Grier:]
Can I please get up?
[Taylor Swift:]
Move and I'll slit your wrists
I am the dark lord of evil
One day soon I will rule the Earth
But I got this cute new boyfriend
And I gotta torture his ass first
This is how I always do it
I cast a sweet love spell
And once they're in my web I become
The girlfriend from hell
There's a mean YouTube guy
Who does song parodies about me
I would like to see him die
[Nash Grier:]
Is Bart Baker the one you mean?
[Taylor Swift:]
That's right! Bart Baker!
I'll crush him! That hater!
[Nash Grier:]
Then why did you copy him?
[Taylor Swift:]
Say what?
[Nash Grier:]
Have you read the comments on
YouTube about this video?
Fans say you stole his plot
By acting nuts and psycho
[Taylor Swift:]
I've always been this way!
[Nash Grier:]
You are totally insane!
[Taylor Swift:]
What's wrong sweetheart? You look scared
[Nash Grier:]
Oh my God, you're the Devil!
[Taylor Swift:]
Your worst f---ing nightmare!
My boyfriend found out I'm Satan
It happens every single time
There's no chance of him escaping
So don't you even try!
Now I'm gonna stab his painting
And cut holes in his clothes
Next step is to kill you, baby!
[Nash Grier:]
Dating Satan blows!
[Taylor Swift:]
It's time for you to be tortured
Then you'll be sacrificed
Who are you?
[Pope Francis:]
Pope Francis
And by the power of Christ
I cast you out unclean spirit
Leave her forevermore
I command you to be gone in
The name of the Lord
[Lorde:]
Did somebody call me?
I think I heard my name
I was next door recording
A new song for the Hunger Games
[Pope Francis:]
We're performing an exorcism!
[Taylor Swift:]
Your mom sucks cocks in Hell!
[Pope Francis:]
The power of Christ compels you
Demon be expelled! -
Trunks he`s a puppet we didn't do it that way we used magic and ninjutsu
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saori : IM NOT GODDAMMNED PIHNOCHIO -
Trunks: Phew.
Me: You're right Sasori. You aren't Pinocchio. You are a red head Pinocchio. -
My son Cameron -
sasori : IM NOT A f---ING PINNOCHIO IM A RED EHAD BUT THEN THAT MAKES CARTER PINNOCHIO
ME: I am a puppet master not A puppet -
min min: and now a vampire lookin nephew... perfect!!!!!!!!
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Freddy: It's about time you had a son. Boys are way better. Girls are all like puberty this, blah blah blah. Boys are-
Me: Total slobs who don't clean up after themselves. -
Me: Yeah Sasori. She's a puppet master not a puppet. You are Pinocchio Jr. then.
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min min: stupid creep... I hate high school....
Carla: don't worry min, ill help you survive
min min: screw survivng -
Cameron: Im not a vampire im a warlock sunny jim
rin: What part of immortal don't ya get we don't go through puberty -
Trunks: *whispers* Freddy doesn't give two s---s what you say.
Freddy: Who cares? Girls are emotional wrecks, immortal or not.
Trunks: Even Kathryn?
Freddy: *shrugs* -
min min: guys? this immortal thing is awesome... watch this... *steals carter's car and drives off of mount Everest* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY AM I SO F********************************************* STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *crashes*
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