YO MAMA
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Thread Topic: YO MAMA
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Post "yo mama" or "yo daddy" jokes here. You can make up one, or get one from the internet! You can even accidentally do the same as someone already did! I really don't care, just have fun! (Don't care if it's sexual or inappropriate either!) I'll start;
Yo mama so dumb, she thought seaweed was something that fish smoke! -
(No one?)
YO mama so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application! -
Yo mama so dead she dead:/
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HIIRO NoviceYo mama's so stupid, she failed a blood test.
I don't usually support yo mama jokes, but I'm bored. -
(You need to work on yo mama jokes better :\ no offense though)
YO mama so old, when she farts... dust comes out! -
Your mother is so fat, she has to iron her pants in the driveway.
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^XD
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her! -
care_bear19 Novice^das from white chicks XD
Yo Momma like a shotgun, 3 pumps and she blows xD -
YO mama so fat, she got arrested from carrying around 10 pounds of crack! (Butt crack XD)
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care_bear19 NoviceYO momma so poor she gets welfare from hobos
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American Ninja NewbieYo mama do skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables
To mama so stupid she put 2 quarters in her ears and though she was listening to fifty cent -
Yo mama so old, when I told her to act her age... she FREAKING DIED!!
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American Ninja NewbieTo mama so poor
She eats cereal with a fork...TO SAVE MILK!
She chases after a garbage truck with a shopping list
She hangs toilet paper to dry
She opened an email account just to eat the spam
To mama so fat
When she died, she broke the stairway to heaven
When she farts, it causes GLOBAL WARMING
she got baptised at SEA WORLD!
Even Kirby can't eat her
Her belly button gets home 15 minutes before her
Every restaurant in town says maximum occupancy:600 OR YOUR FAT MAMA! -
American Ninja NewbieKat, it getting them from YouTube aren't you
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