MY CHEST FULL OF JEST..........

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• KELLY BHATTA Novice

  10 years ago
  When you breathe you respire, when you breathe you respire., when you dont breathe you expire........
• Cherrywhisker Newbie

  10 years ago
  JOKE: There 2 cats in a swimming pool. 1 is called one two three, the other un du twaa. Wich cat wins?
  
  
  
  ANSER.: One two three, because un du twaa caut cank!!
• KELLY BHATTA Novice

  10 years ago
  (I did not understand.)................one day the son of the poet went school ..the teacher asked,"what is a noun?"...the son replied,"dogs also in their area are king........dogs also in their area are king.....noun is a name of place person animal or thing..."
• KELLY BHATTA Novice

  10 years ago
  One day a man asked his heart.....what is love?...the heart replied that see dude my work is to pump blood please dont ask me questions that does not belong to my syllabus........
• KELLY BHATTA Novice

  10 years ago
  One day a boy thought of proposing a girl in flimy style...............BOY: tujh mai raab dikhta hai yaara mai kya karu(i see god in you..what should i do)..............GIRL: touch my feet.......take my blessings and jst get lost..............(in Hindi it sounds much better)
• KELLY BHATTA Novice

  10 years ago
  In which bank Dracula like to save money? ............ANSWER:.......in a blood bank
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  Nature Novice

  10 years ago
  Huh?
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  Nature Novice

  10 years ago
  What is the easiest way to kill yourself?
  
  
  People usually prepare to hang themself or to jump. But the easiest way for me is just to run away and don't drink for days. In three days you'll die.
• KELLY BHATTA Novice

  10 years ago
  Tats cool Nature
• KELLY BHATTA Novice

  10 years ago
  Why did the computer consult a doctor? ANSWER: because it was suffering from virus.....
• Rosie Dunne Newbie

  10 years ago
  LITTLE SAM: my son is having high fever and he wont be able to come to school today............................TEACHER: who is this?......................LITTLE SAM: this is my father speaking............XD
• HIIRO Novice

  10 years ago
  XD
• Rosie Dunne Newbie

  10 years ago
  HIIRO any jokes?
• Rosie Dunne Newbie

  10 years ago
  What kind of star can be risky?.........................ANSWER: A Shooting Star.......XD
• Rosie Dunne Newbie

  10 years ago
  Aaaaaaaaaa Villian

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