MY CHEST FULL OF JEST..........
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Thread Topic: MY CHEST FULL OF JEST..........
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CatsClimbLadders Novicehow many pingas could pingu pop if pingu could pop pingas?
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HIIRO NoviceTeacher: *shouts* why can I hear noise?
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Rosie Dunne NewbieMAN: excuse me, please call me a taxi..............................GUARD: ok. Sir you are a taxi.....
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Rosie Dunne NewbieThe Sixth Sick Sheikh's Sixth sheeps sick..............XD...the toughest tongue twister......try it...XDXD
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HIIRO NoviceI didn't get up to sick.
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Rosie Dunne NewbieCOSTUMER: *shouts* waiter, there is a fly in my tea. WAITER: sorry sir the frog is on vacation........XD
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Katness NewbieAwsome idea........TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your sums on the floor? Cindy: you told me to do it without using tables.....XDXDXPXP
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Katness NewbieAwsome idea........TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your sums on the floor? Cindy: you told me to do it without using tables.....XDXDXPXP
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Katness NewbieTeacher said,"convert the sentence- i killed a person" into future tense johnny stood up and said Sir the future tense is "U will be in jail"
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Rosie Dunne NewbieTEACHER: which one is closer Sun or Africa? Why ? SAM: SUN because we can see sun all day but cant see Africa.....XD
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Rosie Dunne Newbie
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paigequizzy NewbieThere were 5 passengers on an airplane; the smartest man in the world, richest man in the world, strongest man in the world, an old man, and a little girl.
the pilot comes out and says "we're gonna crash" and takes one of the 6 parachutes. copilot does the same.
The strongest man says "Im the strongest man in the world; I deserve to live" he takes a parachute and jumps. The richest man says "Im the richest man in the world; I deserve to live" he takes a parachute and jumps. the smartest man in the world says "Im the smartest man in the world; I deserve to live" he takes a one of the last ones and jumps.
The old man looked at the little girl and said " You're younger than me; you have more life left. You deserve to live. Take the last one" and gives her a parachute. The little girl says "oh, that's ok. the smartest man took my backpack, not a parachute!" -
paigequizzy NewbieTeacher (named Jane): sing the alphabet, Johnny.
Johnny: I dunno how...
Teacher: OK, that'll be your homework.
*Johnny goes home*
Johnny to his sister(whos learning to text):sister, how do you sing the alphabet?
his sister: ellllll..... ooooooo..... ellllll... what do you want, you little creep?
Johnny: ok, thank you.
Johnny to his dad (who's trying to find the correct size wrench): daddy, how do you sing the alphabet?
his dad: hmmm... nope. definitely not... Is there something you needed, J?
Johnny: ok, thank you.
Johnny to his brother (who is watching Batman): brother, how do you sing the alphabet?
his brother: Da da da da! I'm Batman!!!
Johnny: ok, thank you.
Johnny to his mom (who is baking): mommy, how do you sing the alphabet?
*oven timer DINGs*
his mom: my buns are ready!
NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
Teacher: OK, Johnny, sing the alphabet.
Johnny: elllll... oooooo... elllll... What do you want, you creep?
Teacher: EXCUSE ME? Didn't you do your homework?!
Johnny: hmmm... nope. definitely not... Did you want something, J?
Teacher (named Jane): MY NAME IS MISSISS SMITH!!
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Johnny: Da da da da... BATMAN!!!
Teacher: DO YOU WANT A SPANKING YOUNG MAN?!?!?!
Johnny: DING! My buns are ready!!! -
somebody post some jokes!!!
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KELLY BHATTA NoviceThat was cool paige.........i dnt have some right now.
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