DAVE: how the f am I still a newbie
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Thread Topic: DAVE: how the f am I still a newbie
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DAVE: I should be administrating this s---
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Too bad for you, Dave. Check out my status. You might rap good but you suck at taking over.
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Hmmm...
Hello I don't believe we've met. I'm Jinx. -
DAVE: I don't know man
DAVE: give it a while
DAVE: I'm already the king of rap
DAVE: won't be too long before I rule this s--- with a goddamned iron-ic fist
DAVE: hey jinx -
Hi how are you?
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I'm the one that made this place my b---- first. I'll kick you down, hot shot- OR WAIT NEWBIE. Sorry, Dave.
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Have I stepped in the middle of a war?
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DAVE: pretty okay
DAVE: just mixing a little
DAVE: you?
DAVE: full offense dude
DAVE: but if your rap is any reflection of your ability to rule
DAVE: I'm thinking you probably didn't make s--- your b----
DAVE: probably got owned
DAVE: like a s---ty old car by a teenager that hasn't paid an electric bill yet
DAVE: and these f---ers all felt bad for making you cry
DAVE: got all apologetic and just kinda let slide -
shut UP DAVE
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DAVE: did I fail to mention the unstoppable nature of my burns
DAVE: s--- goes on for an indefinite amount of time
DAVE: playing dead is pregnant your best option
DAVE: but then I'll hear you breathing -
*get's popcorn*
This will be interesting. -
DAVE: wow
DAVE: f--- that
DAVE: f--- pregnancy as a whole
DAVE: I meant probably -
f---ing hell Dave I thought I told you to shut the hell up
Have you been drinking from someone's drugged cup?
You make a bunch of noise that I honestly drown out
I don't have time for your poetic bulls--- so I'm putting my bets down and labeled as doubt
That doubt stands for what piece of hope I had for you
Seriously, Dave, shut up and go back to a zoo -
DAVE: you enjoying that digital popcorn
DAVE: all the pleasure of pretending to eat popcorn with half the calories
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