I can't even.

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Thread Topic: I can't even.

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  JaneDoe Experienced

  11 years ago
  HEY I'M TRYING TO BE A DECENT MOTHER YOU LITTLE s--- KNOCK IT OFF OR I'LL EAT YOU AGAIN
  we should have a party
  
  ew ew ew ew ew
  grooooosssssss
  
  Necks, collarbones, cheek bones, and hands man
• 

  Zane ls Here Experienced

  11 years ago
  SOB SOB SOB
  we should
  
  ^~^
  
  The only thing I can't stand are thighs and knees
• 

  JaneDoe Experienced

  11 years ago
  ALRIGHT
  *spits you out*
  KNOCK
  IT
  OFF
  yessss one that ends with us sprawled out on the throne like yeah b----es
  
  get the hell away from me
  
  I hate my knees man you don't understand
  now
  Nice long thin fingers are what I live for.
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  Zane ls Here Experienced

  11 years ago
  blink
  
  Yasss
  
  *crawls away*
  
  Wanna see a pic of my knee lmao some
  
  Ew
• 

  JaneDoe Experienced

  11 years ago
  now
  eat your vegetables
  
  we would be the worst king and queen though like
  Can you imagine trying to rule a kingdom with me all I do is sleep and cuddle
  
  good little brat
  
  Yesssss
  moving up the leeeeg
  yaaaaas excuse my perverted self
  
  Like really really clean hands
  Just
  Piano fingers?
• 

  Zane ls Here Experienced

  11 years ago
  ew nao
  
  I can be a great ruler
  Isis is our right hand men
  Obama is slave
  
  *blink*
  
  Djdjnx
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  JaneDoe Experienced

  11 years ago
  Zane
  
  Well you can rule and buy me pillows and warm humans to cuddle
  Okay
  But he made an LGBT pride month what about left hand man
  
  SHOW ME THE KNEE
  
  happy shiver
• 

  Zane ls Here Experienced

  11 years ago
  What
  
  Mkai
  Fiiiine *le sigh*
  
  NAO
  
  Nn.
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  JaneDoe Experienced

  11 years ago
  /hey it's my turn in our soap would you look at that oops sorry man
  
  I'm going to eat you
  
  thank yoooooou
  I'm the best queen ever. Like. I fall asleep in the carriage during the parades and stuff
  
  YOU SAID YOU WOULD
  
  Also high cheek bones like mmmm
  and nice collar bones like
  lemme mark those up
  /ahh hickies
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  Zane ls Here Experienced

  11 years ago
  You're fine.
  
  Naooo cri
  
  You're welcomeeee
  xDD
  
  I WAS JOKING
  
  sjsnnsnxn
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  JaneDoe Experienced

  11 years ago
  no I feel bad now man you shoulda said something
  
  ..cries why don't you love your mother
  
  What if I fall out of the carriage
  would you keep going
  
  RUDE
  
  You dun like hickies? D':
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  Zane ls Here Experienced

  11 years ago
  nah I just thought you didnt feel like it right then x3
  
  *sobs* abusive mother
  
  Hm.
  Maybe.
  Nah.
  
  YES
  
  Nao. I hate them.
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  JaneDoe Experienced

  11 years ago
  no I forgot I do that I'm sorry
  
  no NO NO
  Nevermind come here let me hold you bby
  here have this butterscotch candy??
  
  thank you
  cuddles your arm
  nice old man
  
  CRIES
  
  Well then.
  I hope Dark doesn't mind. She's gonna have to deal with them. But, if she doesn't like them I wont bc respect.
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  Zane ls Here Experienced

  11 years ago
  dont worry about it
  
  *stops sobbing*
  Candyy
  
  Nn.
  I am notold.
  
  DUDE CRI
  
  They're just weird.
  And some people make it hurt when getting one :L I would know you knowI am mr whore
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  JaneDoe Experienced

  11 years ago
  sorry still
  
  *gives you da candy*
  that's my favorite btw
  
  you are soooo
  
  SOBS
  
  Yeah.
  oh baby it should only hurt if you like it that way you need to tell your partner if hurts because it's not suppose to and I've never legit had sex willingly anyways but I know that much

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