Hahaha sleep is for the week.
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/reads ever mxm comic I know of again
On page 75 of Always Raining Here -
*weak
maybe I need to sleep -
I need sleep too, but eh.
Hello again -
Seven days without puns makes one weak.
yes so do I
Hai Zane wanna hear a funny story -
HA
psh
Sure -
Hehe
But, are we gonna get it?
Okay, so my friend James the other day, we were walking to Sixth together and talking about my boyfriend(?) Kevyn and like
Me: Yeah, he was out jogging, and tripped and cut his thigh open on a beer bottle.
James: So that's the excuse ya'll are going with.
Me: Wat.
James: Oh, you both missed second period and he comes back with bandages and you have white stains on your ROTC uniforn. Honey, we know.
But like he was out until second and then we had an Rotc thing and those stains had been there but whatever guess he got that kink right regardless -
^~^
Probably not.
Omgg xD -
Also, this one time. This guy, Christian ohmygodIhatehimnow because we kissed and then he slept with this girl and yeah???
Anyways, after lunch.
Me: I'm out of peppermints. This sucks.
Chris: Hang on, I got you. *pulls out wallet*
Me: Aw thanks man-
Chris: *hands me a peppermint flavored condom*
Me: ..Nooo.
Chris: Hey, it's peppermint.
Me: It's not the saaaaame. *and then throws it at him due to teacher walking around* -
My eyes are glitching.
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Well then.
xDD
Oh. -
No because she is legit a walking STD and.
Like, we were goofing around and touching and kinda playing around everyday and then we made out in the dressing room and he shows up the next day with a bunch ov hickeys and I just kinda died a little cuz I liked him man
But he's an ass. Tried to kill himself bc someone wouldn't let them in their pants and just. -
I'm sorry, Andi ;~;
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It's okay I'm just kinda mad at him now like wow what a whore
Also all your friends are whores and tell Jake that coming in people's mouths is WOW RUDE and poor matthew and also invest in earplugs -
Oh
I know they are
I shall tell him
I will~
cx -
But tbh I would still do him if I were single
Just saying but it's okay
Tell me what he saysn
Good choice.
I like how we've been friends for one day and all we've talked about is sex
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