I have taken the most f---ed up selfie XD
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Thread Topic: I have taken the most f---ed up selfie XD
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Everybody only wanted to watch American Idol because of the two Swedish women. Eva ended up dressing as a hippie holding scissors, realizing that she mistakened it for a microphone. Cleokana ended up dressing in a tight two piece bikini and wanted to sing the National Anthem with her Russian friend Clouse. Everybody voted for Cleo despite of her bad singing and tune, she was wearing a bikini and that's only what America wated to see. Eva cried and tried to convince Simon Cowell to make her win but he kept staring at Cleo while she walked around in her bikini. Eva started blabbering about Feminism on live TV, which nobody cared about at the moment, and walked off mummering Feminism speeches.
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okay but where's the part where I beat the s--- out of this Cleo chick -
Cleo became a A list celebrity and passed Kim Kardashian. Her E list, unknown, husband lived in paradise as that American Idol episode rerunned almost 1,000 times and made them from Dirt poor to Filthy Rich in months. Eventually, that episodd got noticed by many so called pyschology 'experts' and locked up Eva in a asylum. She sat on the floor, chewing her skin, and kept saying feminism speeches on rewind. They eventually forgot about Eva, which this gave Eva the opportunity to break out. She wanted to hunt that stupid space whore.
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