I have taken the most f---ed up selfie XD
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Thread Topic: I have taken the most f---ed up selfie XD
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Gom: try doing a selfie with scissors stuck into your arm and two pins in your ears, and a bowie knife in your mouth.
that was only one of many, back from whe i was emo. -
Nate i'll do that plus nails stuck in my finger nails :D
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He got a promotion for McDonald's to star as Ronald McDonald in 'The McSpandables 3'. That boosted up his career and made him barerly E list. 3 years later, he became a loyal employee at McDonald's, he is getting payed 6 Quadrillion a month to hide the s--- they put in their unedible food, when everybody should know McDonald's food menu was made when the head of McD's and Paris Hilton got drunk in a strip club and made ideas for the food there, worst mistake ever. He or should I say 'she' met a swedish babe that was a actor for japanese television which was know for their mistakenly propagonda on the Western culture, if that makes any sense named Eva. This got out on the craps--- media and everybody thought that she was too good for her and she just wanted him for his money.
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wait what's going on I don't -
So much mistakes.
Eva decided to date him to see if she would boost her to D list, and ended up marrying him. They had good looking kids, this shocked the media and they ended up posting photoshopped pictures of their kids to make them look ugly, out of jealousy. -
Eva Anime is just being an ass as always ignore her :P
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Late post XD Okay XD
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Eva didn't like this, so she divorced him and ended up marrying Simon Cowell out of dispite of him being the most know TV douchebag ever. She didnt care, she wanted her big shot to be on American Idol so she can sing songs about Feminism. As Alex went on with his life, he met another swedish babe named Cleokana, he only liked her because she was blonde. This didn't surprise anyone.
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XD Anime why do you fap so much? XD
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WHO IS THIS CLEOKANA CHICK I WILL KILL HER
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*douchebag on Television.
Cleokana was always told to get a role in 'Star Wars Trilogy' because of her name and she looks like a space whore. She denied and wanted to go against Eva in American Idol. -
Anime and that's why your the dumbest being ever created XD
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THIS STORY SUCKE XD
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.. Wtf? *sucks
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