Kato hates Santa. :'C
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Thread Topic: Kato hates Santa. :'C
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Letter meme gone horribly wrong
the-spark-in-space asked: Dear Santa, - Signed by the boy at the top of your nice list, Kato!
the-spark-in-space
ask-kato-potato replied:
Dear Santa,
f--- you and every last one of your disturbing deer that you enslaved to ride across the earth like an insane weasel on freakout drugs. I dont understand how people thought you were ever real, and it is a mystery that the lore of ancient earth was so incredibly, mind-numblingly stupid. Hold on, let me just pretend like I would get presents from you! Oh, wait, my parents would never give me anything for Christmas even if it was still something regularly celebrated! Wow!!
- Signed by the boy at the top of your nice list, Kato!
p.s. Under that jolly exterior I can see true evil and hatred, youre not fooling anyone.
p.p.s. I never was on the nice list, that was a hilarious joke I just made to fool you and your stupid beard. Im the worst there is. Give me coal so I can sell it for cash in some kind of secret Santa black market, you psychotic asshat.
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