Someone said I should be on here more often.
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Thread Topic: Someone said I should be on here more often.
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I guess it's good, but cheesecake is so rich. It's simple and fattening and satisfying.
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Cheesecake is way rich. And I'd love to make some sometime.
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You should and then you should ship it directly into my mouth
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I wish
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I do enjoy cheesecake, but for the sake of devil's advocate, I'm still going to vote against it.
Also, check this link if you get the chance.
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I'm gonna head out, because I have a lot to do tomorrow and my body has the sleep schedule of an elderly man with a weak bladder. Bye.
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noight
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Bobert, I want you to close your eyes and imagine something.
Imagine a unicorn, Bobert. Imagine unicorns are real and imagine one. Imagine this particular unicorn is magnificent and has a long, flowing mane made of unicorns. Imagine he found a perfect, fluffy cloud, hopped onto it, and rode it into the sun. But he didn't burst into flames. He resisted and just caught on fire and shone even more brilliantly and now the unicorn is basically a god, right? So now imagine Heaven and God and all of those little angel s---s are real and this flaming unicorn rode his cloud in and tipped everything in Heaven over in an act of rebellion, and in all his glory, he took out all the archangels and then God himself came forward to repress the fiery unicorn but he, too, was slain. Are you imagining? See it all clearly in your mind's eye? That f---ing flaming unicorn uses his beautiful swirly horn to tear out God's entrails and munch on them. The taste is beyond words, of course. But the unicorn finishes his meal, floats down to Earth, having attained all of God's powers through devouring him, and treads upon the ground again, catching everything on fire in his wake and he runs off to find something to match the flavor of God's innards and though the unicorn is dead now, his legacy still remains. What is this legacy? You guessed it, Bobert. It's f---ing cheesecake. -
bye Si
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I meant he has a mane made of rainbows but you know a large cluster of smaller unicorns might be just as magical
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