What disney movies taught me.
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Thread Topic: What disney movies taught me.
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Mulan- When you have trouble with the law, just break it!
Frozen- When you almost kill a child, erase their memory, and hide in your room for your like, while they ask you if you wanna build a f---ing snowman!
And gingers apparently don't have freckles.
The Lion King- You should always venture into the place where the light doesn't hit, with a bunch of dead corpses. Yep.
The Little Mermaid- If you want to fall in love, pshh, just go see a witch. -
Love that video.
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XD Yep. I agree with these a hundred percent. I added the Lion King one btw
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Tangled: go off with adventures with a guy who breaks into your home. -
Cinderella- Never leave a shoe behind unless you wanna be stalked.
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s--- I'm outta movies
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Umm..just redo the movies listen above
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Mulan: pretend to be a guy so you can hook up with girls.
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Tangled: Call the woman who uses your hair as a rope and a youth potion your mother.
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The Lion King / Harry Potter: Scars are automatically a sign of evil.
I know Harry Potter isnt disney but.. -
The Little Mermaid- Be unhappy when you're a daughter of a king of the ocean..
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Illuminati are badd!! f---ing hate em.
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Die hard: Don't f--- with a badass.
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The Little Mermaid- Ugly, fat, old, female witches are evil.
Belle- Old, ugly beasts are good.
Yep..I see how sexist disney is now -
Hansel and gretel: Witches be b----es.
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