HELP ME!
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Thread Topic: HELP ME!
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Me and my Peyton (my crush) are each others biggest friends. So today I'm all, "What are you going to do on April Fool's day?" And he acts all creepy and says, "I'm not going to tell you... But it might include some glue... and your hair..." We both burst out laughing, and he does it for another ten minutes.
So, what can I do to my Peyton on April 1? -
Rape him.
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[poll.vJl]
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Kirby is Me, who are you again?
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I'M...........ICEE'S BRO!!!!
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Seriously? I thought you might have been that Kirby chick that was here a while ago. Too many Kirby's.
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What I would do is psych him out.Make him think you`ve divised the best prank ever.The stress will really get to him.
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Nah. My Peyton's too cool for that.
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Deathstar, do you have br0wnies pass?
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Maybe you can out something on Peyton's seat so when he sits on his chair it will make a funny sound. Or maybe what you can do is crush and mix a bar of chocolate with water then take it out with your hand. After that try to make it poop shaped. It might dry up or it will just feel like mud. Then you put it somewhere where it will...make Peyton...i don know.
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BOOO
Hmmm... I MUST DECIDE... -
Oh wait! I know! If Peyton is going to put glue on YOUR hair then how 'bout you...
first put the poop (that I told you how to make) outside (like at recess) and then you and Peyton will walk around and you will be like "Oh! Wow! I found a piece of poo!" then you pick it up, Peyton might say ew a couple times, then you put it on HIS head. Then he will freak out. Then, you will just tell him it is a prank and it is really chocolate. -
Okay, you're wierd. He's oo cool. He'll just say, "Duh that's chocolate. Nice try, but I got a plan, unlike you.. Heh heh heh..." and rub his hands together.
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Oh...um
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