Rate the rude joke!
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Thread Topic: Rate the rude joke!
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Game rules.
In your post rate the rude joke posted above and post your own rude joke.
I'll start.
How many pervs does it take to change a lightbulb?
They don't, they sit in the dark and wank off. -
Researcher: Excuse me madam, I'm conducting a survey.
Woman: Yes, what is it about?
Researcher: We are asking people what they think about sex on the television...
Woman: Very uncomfortable, I would imagine!
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My son came home today and said he had sex with the teacher. I told him that Id take him out to dinner and get him a bike to celebrate. He said dinner sounded fine but asked if we could hold off on the bike. He said his butt still hurt. -
Clerk: Your going to buy something here?
Mayor: Yes, I'm going to f---ing buy something here.
Clerk: I dont know, I don't trust you mayor.
Mayor: You don't-
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A little boy is afraid to shower with himself, so he showers with his mom.
boy:mom, can I shower with you?
Mom: sure, but don't look down.
Boy: *looks down* what's that?
Mom: its my garage
So he showers with his dad
Son: can I shower with you?
Dad: sure, but don't look down.
Boy: *looks down* what's that?
Dad: its my limo
He's afraid to sleep so he sleeps with his parents
Boy: can I sleep with you?
Parents: sure, but don't look under the covers.
Boy: *looks under the covers* mommy, daddy is trying to put his limo in your garage. -
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XD
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Santa.
Really?
No I'm a pedophile.
Oh, so you are Santa.
Sit on my lap and we'll figure it out. -
Lol
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