I have a story for all of you
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Thread Topic: I have a story for all of you
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I was 15 when this happened. I was sitting in class and I felt the urge to shit. I ask the teacher if I can go, but of course she says no. I can literally feel the poop leaving my anus and I need to think fast. So I pull out my lighter and set the carpet on fire.
Of course everyone flips out and while we're leaving I make my move and run to the bathroom. I'm almost there when I shit. It leaves my anus with force and I take flight. The building is still on fire and all of my friends have died by now. I'm unable to control my flight path and begin spinning wildly. Flying near the fire causes a fire tornado which burns down my entire town.
The tornado continues to travel to a nearby lake and starts to pick up water. My shit is falls from the sky and causes a worldwide shitstorm. The tornado then continues to go over a mountain and picks up the entire fucking mountain. The shit is still raining and I am so embarrased that I rip out my still beating, shit-filled, heart and throw it behind me in to the tornado.
The Tornado has earth, wind, water, fire, and heart.
By your powers combined I am Captain Planet! -
xD That was disgustingly beautiful.
I remember Captain Planet. -
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omg wow
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Funny story
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f---ing Metal.
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Watch the video Jade. -
you should tell another story barbecue bob
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Epic.
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I have none for the moment by good sir. Just let the luscious chords of the guitar stroke the inner workings of your soul, and know that even though thou hast been trolled, that you shall leave this thread satisfied like no man hath been before you.
Party on Wayne.
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