Yo mama jokes
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Thread Topic: Yo mama jokes
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Anyone wanna play?
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No.
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Well then.
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Anyone else wanna play?
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Blue_Fire NewbieSure, as long as we both promise no offense to each other's moms.
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Okay. I promise I'm only gonna do just as a game I'm not offending anyones moms.
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Blue_Fire NewbieAlright.
'Yo Mama is so fat, she sat on an iPod and it became an iPad. -
Yo mama is so hairy that people run up to her and say "Chewbacca, can I get your autograph?"
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Blue_Fire NewbieYo' Mama is so stupid, someone said; "It's chilly outside!" and she went outside with a bowl.
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yo momma so hairy that when the fly flew into her bush,the fly sang, "In The Jungle The Mighty Jungle The Lion's Sleep Tonight, In The Jungle The Mighty Jungle I Want 2 See It Tonight."
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Blue_Fire Newbie'Yo Mama is so old, when she went into the cleaning isle of the store and found 'Wrinkle Releaser', she sprayed it on herself.
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Yo mama's ass is so hairy they have it on a sign at Yellowstone saying "Don't feed the bears"
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(No offense intended to anyones mothers) 'Yo mama is so fat, every time she turns around, you throw a welcome back party.
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Yo mama is so stupied I put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned
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Blue_Fire Newbie'Yo Mama is so skinny, she can hang-glide on a Dorito.
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