Yo mama jokes
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Thread Topic: Yo mama jokes
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Yo mama's legs are so hairy if she had fur coat & a banana they'd stick her back in the zoo.
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Blue_Fire Newbie'Yo Mama is so ugly, she went to an ugly contest downtown and the judges said; "Sorry, no professionals."
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Yo mama so white she got a sun burn from standing in front of the tv
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Yo mama so dumb when the cop pulled her over and gave her a ticket she said "What movie are we going to see?"
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Blue_Fire Newbie'Yo Mama is so stupid, when the DJ said; "Hit the dance floor!", she went on the dance floor and started punching it.
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Yo mamma's so dumb the only letters in the alphabet she knows is K.F.C.
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'Yo mama is so ugly, she had to hypnotize your dad.
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Yo mama so dumb she asked you "What is the number for 911"
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Blue_Fire Newbie'Yo Mama is so fat, when she went to the mall, the children screamed; "SANTA!"
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Yo mama so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
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yo mama is so black the police shot at her and the bullets came back for flashlights
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Yo mama so dumb she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
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yo mama so ugly even freddy krueger has nightmares
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Yo mama's so white, she could go to her wedding naked.
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Yo mama's so fat she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight
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