Why be pale and pasty
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Thread Topic: Why be pale and pasty
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When you can be tan and tasty.
Just heard that on the radio. O.o -
Tanning is just cooking your skin. It's unhealthy. I doubt it would make a person tasty.
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Dude, tanning is like what you do to a turkey when you put it in the oven. I can imagine someone would be tastier if they tanned.
And rubbed themselves with seasoning before they tanned. -
True...but I don't think people would be tasty no matter what you did to them.
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Also true... unless you wrapped them in bacon. Everything's good with bacon.
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Bacon is good. I'd have to be really hungry to eat a human, though.
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I wouldn't know. I don't tan.
And I don't have to. :D
Selena- yeah. I personally don't like the thought of tanning. -
I love how we were just talking about cannibalism though. xD
I probably should be a little tanner, so my skin is at least fair, but I don't tan. I become a lobster and then peel. -
Being pale is nice.
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It's annoying to me, actually.
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Heph tans pretty decently, but she doesn't like to. She hates tanned skin to be honest, she finds it unattractive for her own skin. On other people it's fine, but she would never get a tan herself.
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Oh hey I was stalked today. By a potato.
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Potatoes are sexy.
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No seriously man.
I went out to first recess today and was just walking around being lonely little me staring and the ground and BAM! I saw a potato. It looked like someone had taken a bite out of it but seriously who eats raw potatoes you're not supposed to. So anyway I showed everyone around me the potato and I almost picked it up but I didn't because the teacher would've yelled at me. This random potato had just completely made my day.
Later at second recess I was in a totally different spot though. I was pretty far away from where I'd seen the potato. I was just leaning against the fence, minding my own business... when I turned around and I saw the potato again! It was on the other side of the fence just sitting there. And I was like "Holy shit I'm being stalked by a potato ohmygawd."
So that was my day. -
HELL YEAH POTATOES ARE SEXY!!!
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