SO TODAY
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Thread Topic: SO TODAY
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THERE WAS A f---ING ZANCUDO IN MY DAMN BEDROOM.
I HAD TO USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE FOR THAT, UHM APPARENTLY A ZANCUDO IS A MOSQUITO. BUT IT'S NOT EXACTLY A MOSQUITO I MEAN IT IS, BUT IT'S LIKE f---ING HUGE. AT LEAST THREE OR FOUR INCHES.
THAT s--- WAS JUST THERE.. MENACINGLY.
SO THEN I JUST FREAKED OUT AND HOLY s--- THAT THING STARTED TO FLY. OF COURSE I WENT MEXICAN RAGE ON IT AND THREW THE CHANCLA OF DEATH AT IT, AND OF COURSE IT DIED.
WHY THE f--- DO BUGS LIKE ME ALL OF A SUDDEN. -
Wow, nobody cared.
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XD im sorry I didn't notice
But wow good thing you killed it before it took all your blood -
lol they do call them zancudos.
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Spiders like me.
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I was on another thread. :P
I had that happen. Except mine was a moth...XD -
Alright, so I'm arachnophobic
Around a year ago, I had this nice girl over for dinner one night. I go in to the kitchen and see a cockroach. (crap, she's going to think I'm disgusting.) My spider bro darts out from under the cabinets and grabs it.
I of course freak out and try to stomp on him. But just as my foot was about to go down he looks up at me with his great big eyes and I understand. He pulls the roach under the counter and kills it for me. I figure, "Alright, fine. You can stay."
Spider bro killed bugs for me for months. hell, he even killed other spiders for me too. On occasion I would drop little bits of food on the floor for him to eat. We become best buds.
My neighbor comes over and asks me to watch his dog while he's out of town. He brings the dog over and it's nice while he's there, so I agree. BIG MISTAKE. As soon as my neighbor leaves, the dog becomes vicious. He backs me up in a corner growling and baring it's fangs. I know full well this dog is going to kill me.
All of a sudden, spider bro drops down from the ceiling and lands on the dogs face. Bites it in the fucking eye. The dog starts wimpering and flailing around, and eventually darts into the other room. Lucky for me, my neighbor hadn't left yet and he decides that my house is too dangerous.
Days go by and I don't see spider bro. He's not on the walls or in the bathroom. And he's not in his nest under the cabinet. But when I check his nest, I see a pile of roaches wrapped up, never eaten. He didn't need the roaches; he killed them for me.
Spider bro gave his life for me.
Never forget... -
Nice spider.
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Spiders are horrifying yet amazing. Inspiring story.
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That dog is still blind in one eye to this day. Spider bro kicked his ass.
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Dat story gave me so many feels...
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