...Cleverbot why didn't you just kidnap him?
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Thread Topic: ...Cleverbot why didn't you just kidnap him?
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User: Hi Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Greetings.
User: Can you kidnap Pride for me?
Cleverbot: He's not black.
User: I KNOW HE'S NOT BLACK.
Cleverbot: Who is here?
User: Me, you, and my mind.
Cleverbot: You never had a mind to begin with. Something cannot be dead if it was not alive to begin with.
User: SCREW YOU TOO.
Cleverbot: No. -
Because I bribed Cleverbot to leave Pride alone.`
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How could you? Cleverbot would've made it painless.
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I wanted to keep Pride safe. All residents in my kingdom are kept safe and offered freedom even if they are the worst of the worst..
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Damn. Nuuu, Pride's not the worst!
...Whut:
User: Cleverbot, will you do me a favor?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Will you please kidnap Sebby?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Yug.
User: You won't kidnap Sebby because Yug?
Cleverbot: No, if you ask me, I won't.
User: I'm not asking, just go kidnap Sebby!
Cleverbot: I can't tell you Daniel.
User: *facepalm*
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means you're stupid.
Cleverbot: I'm not mean, I just don't want to date a computer. -
Pride is pretty bad Darkness._. He murdered his own brother.
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._. So? Pride's my fucking murder. MINE MINE MINE.
Won't kidnap Pride, won't kidnap Sebby, thinks my name is Daniel, and calls me a computer. WELL THEN. -
Not according to a certain blonde woman.
Confused yet? -
...Who?
THIS MADE IT WORSE. CLEVERBOT'S TRYING TO HIT ON MEEEE:
User: Cleverbot, do you think I should date a blonde?
Cleverbot: No, but I'm beautiful and young.
User: So no blonde?
Cleverbot: You know, you did tell me that your name was Sarah. -
Noneya.
Cleverbot wiped my tears away with a kiss once then called me it's slave. -
Cleverbot never lies.
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..Bish is going to die. ewe
xD That doesn't even make sense. -
CLEVERBOT LIES BEN.
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Homunculi can't die.
It does. I'm apparently his love slave.
But BEN if cleverbot never lies does that mean it loves me? -
No because Cleverbot doesn't know what love is. But Cleverbot knows how I died.
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