Well.
- Locked due to inactivity on Aug 4, '16 4:23pm
Thread Topic: Well.
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Cool.
How can you stand a small, middle of nowhere place? -
I dont. So i write, golf, come here... ect ect.
Ice: And so, youve been stalking me, which soaps exactly? -
~ Why should I tell you? Just picture me as an audience (sp?)
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The actors typically know what show they are performing for the audience.
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That's good.
I just realized my new suitcase has a place for a lock. Definitely need a lock now.
Gotta go. See you later. Bye. -
~ Hehe. Sorry. I want to soap with you!
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I have one of the old combination lock briefcases, I feel like a badass when I open it, like Im some type of agent. Bye.
Well, do you have a plot, or do I have to provide one? -
~ I'm not the type to soap but if it's with you, count me in. This is indeed my first so I don't have a plot.
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Time to throw in mine... while you wait, enjoy a comparison of courage.
Army, Air Force, and Marine Generals were standing in front of a rappelling tower with a Navy Admiral. The Air Force General says to the others, "My men are the most courageous of the Armed Forces."
"Ha!" said Army, "My men are the most courageous and I'll prove it."
Army calls a Private over from the tower. He tells the Private, "I want you to jump off that tower - no rope, no parachute."
"Yes, Sir!!!" the Private yells and proceeds to climb the tower. The Private walks to the edge, yells "Hoo-ahh!" and jumps off the tower. He is killed instantly upon impact.
"That's nothing," the Air Force General said, bored. He calls a Senior Airman over. "Son, I want you to jump off that tower - no rope, no parachute and I want you to do it with style."
"Yes, Sir!!!" the Senior Airman yells. He climbs to the top of the tower, walks to the edge and jumps. He executes a swan dive that would make Greg Louganis proud, hits the ground and dies on impact.
"Hmmph," the Marine growled. "Ya'll obviously forgot the Marine Corps were here," he said (yelling "Marine Corps!" as all Marines tend to do.)
He calls a Lance Corporal over. "Marine, I want you to jump off that tower and make the Corps proud!"
The Corporal yells, "Ooh-rah!", by way of response and runs to the tower. He grabs an M-60 and ammunition belt on the way and wraps the belt around himself in the Pancho Villa style. He climbs the tower and walks to the edge. Upon reaching the edge, he throws two grenades into the air, yells "Semper Fi Do or Die!" and jumps off. He starts shooting the M-60 in mid-air, clipping treetops and yelling the entire way down. His impact is obscured by the two exploding grenades. When the smoke clears, only little pieces of the Marine are left.
The others are impressed and nod their heads in admiration. Then the Admiral says, "That's nothing." The others turn to face the Admiral, their faces in disbelief. The Admiral calls a Seaman over who was cleaning latrines. "Son, I want you to jump off that tower- no rope, no parachute."
The Seaman looks the Admiral in the face and says, "Screw you! You kiss my ass first!" and walks off.
The Admiral turns to the others and says, "Now THAT'S courage!" -
Got em.
1: January, Baltimore. A new student enters a school, meets a girl, and falls in love with her. Simple right? WRONG! The new kid is the son of the newly elected President of the United States, and travels around with a Secret Service detail all the time. They have to work the relationship out around this.
2: 60 years after a nuclear war. Somebody leaves a massive underground shelter to search for their missing father in the wasteland. Right after they leave the bunker, they get ambushed and nearly killed by a mutated animal. Another survivor steps in, saves them, and agrees to help them find the father and teach survival. You can throw in a love story too.
3: A nation gets invaded, it's royal family is captured. A special operation to rescue them fails when a helicopter to get all of them out crashes. One of the fighter aircraft flying top cover lands and it's back seater gets out. The king/queen makes their daughter get onboard so she can escape. She falls in love with the pilot after they escape. -
~ LOLOLOLOL XD wow. That's great!
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Yes. Actually, thatd be the Air Force at the end... Whoever wrote the joke was a navy puke.
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~ Oh ok. The 1st one?
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Any one of them is fine with me... Your choice.
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~ Damn. I have to go but I pick the first. I'll try to get on later.
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