Do you have what it takes to become a turnip farmer?

Welcome turnip enthusiast! This here turnip quiz will help you determine if you have what it takes to become a turnip farmer. While only a pipe dream for many, it is a calling for a select few. Are you ready to find out if you meet the criteria for this rewarding pursuit?

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Created by: bottlednothing

Have you ever grown a plant before?
- Yes
- No
If yes, was the plant a root vegetable?
- Yes
- No
- I've never grown a plant before
If yes, did the plant live?
- It died
- It lived
- I've never grown a plant before
How many turnips have you successfully grown in your life?
- None
- One
- Two or three
- 10+
- 30+
- 50+
- 100+
- 1000+
Do you mind getting your hands dirty?
- I don't mind
- I do mind
- They're always dirty
Do you believe people actually like turnips?
- Yes
- No
Are you frightened by the sight of root vegetables?
- Yes
- No
Are you open to the idea of owning a farm?
- Yes
- No
Which of these is the best root vegetable?
- Carrot
- Radish
- Onion
- Beet
- Turnip
How long do turnips take to grow?
- 5 days
- 20 days
- 40 days
- 60 days
- 80 days
- 120 days
Did you google the last question?
- Yes
- No
Are you an honest person?
- Yes
- No
What are turnips rich in?
- Everything
- Vitamins
- Minerals
- Omega-3
What do turnips symbolize?
- Bad Luck
- Good Luck
- Prosperity
- Pestilence

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