Do you have a good sense of humour?

People think they're funny. There's always that moment when they tell a joke and it's not funny. Then they say you haven't got a good sense of humour. Try this quiz and see if yours is good or bad.

Do YOU think you have a good sense of humour? Until now you could always only wonder. But thanks to this great quiz you shall find out! Go on then play!

Created by: Iqbal88241

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  1. Snail with an attitude A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: "˜What the hell was that all about?'
  2. A genie and an idiot Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: "˜I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here.'
  3. True love lasts forever It's the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. "˜No,' says the neighbour. "˜The seat is empty.' "˜This is incredible,' said the man. "˜Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?' The neighbour says, "˜Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married.' "˜Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible....But couldn't you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbour to take her seat?' The man shakes his head. "˜No,' he says. "˜They're all at the funeral.'
  4. Off to work A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, "˜You should've been here at 8.30!' He replies. "˜Why? What happened at 8.30?'
  5. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
  6. The Devil's in the details A guy dies and is sent to hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in dirt up to their necks. The guy says, "˜No, let me see the next room.' In the second room, people are standing in dirt up to their noses. Guy says no again. Finally Satan opens the third room. People are standing with dirt up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating pastries. The guy says, "˜I pick this room.' Satan says Ok and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee. On the way out Satan yells, "˜OK, coffee break's over. Everyone back on your heads!'
  7. Kid vs barber A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. "˜This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.' The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "˜Which do you want, son?' The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "˜What did I tell you?' said the barber. "˜That kid never learns!' Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "˜Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?' The boy licked his cone and replied, "˜Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!'
  8. You're one in a million China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
  9. Racing a bear Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guy says, "˜What are you doing? Sneakers won't help you outrun that bear.' "˜I don't need to outrun the bear,' the first guy says. "˜I just need to outrun you.'
  10. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''

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