Can you relate???? (Girls only.)
Explanation: I'm going to have a bunch of questions telling things I do or have done. If you can relate, I'm sorry. If you can't, good for you! You don't want to relate to me.
And now I have to do this paragraph. Lala lala Elmo's Song! Lala lala Elmo's Song! He loves to sing, lala, Elmo's Song. Lalala lalala Elmo's Song! I'm done now.