Are you a zombie?

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You might be thinking right now, "I'm not a zombie!", but you have to consider that for a moment. Zombies are slow and stupid, so you might be stupid and think you are not a zombie. It will also take you a long time to understand this.

So, because you don't know if you are a zombie, you should take this quiz to find out if you are. Are you the most stupid and slowest of all zombies, or are you completely human?

Created by: Andrew

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. What are you thinking about right now?
  2. Are you within 5 feet of living people right now?
  3. What is your favorite food?
  4. If Bob is a zombie, and Jeff isn't a zombie, how many zombies are there?
  5. You have just found out about the zombie outbreak. What is the first thing you do?
  6. A neighbor you barely know comes over and begs you to let him in. There are zombies closing in on him. What do you do?
  7. Your house has been overrun by zombies. What do you do?
  8. You left your house with a pistol in search for some shelter. You attract some zombies and they are following you slowly. You don't have enough ammo and need to find shelter FAST. Where do you go?
  9. You take shelter in the weapon store. More and more zombies are closing in on you. What do you do?
  10. Hooray! Military vans have came to save you! You see all of your friends inside it. Suddenly, a zombie bites you. You are infected, and have moments to go before you turn into a zombie. What now?

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Quiz topic: Am I a zombie?