Are you a douche?

There are regular people, and there are douches. The Urban Dictionary describes a douche as, "a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas."

Are a douche or have you been trapped with someone in an after school meeting that might be a douche? Take is quiz to find out if you are tolerably human or if you should just crawl back to whatever smelly hippie van you pompously crawled out of.