Are you a buckethead? (aka afraid of relationships)

What is the Bucket? Fear - many people choose buckets because they are afraid to risk getting hurt or making the wrong decision or being exposed for who they really are. This fear may stem from the insane obsession with dating the "right way" (aka I kissed dating goodbye) or from past dating experiences. Many people will begin wearing buckets when they realize that bucketlessness comes with its share of pain and problems and trials. The author believes all bucket wearing is a result of deep rooted fear. It may be because you afraid to look for what you want or because you don't know who you are. Even though you may claim you wear a bucket because you "aren't looking right now" or because "you aren't ready for a relationship" or because "I'm lazy" or because "I'm interested in sports", in reality you are a buckethead because you are afraid of the world outside the bucket.

Do you have a bucket, and if so, what kind of bucket do you have on? Take this quiz to find out! After that, you may then move onto the right solution for removing your bucket. **Note: At times people have bigger problems than bucketheadedness. They may be socially inept, perverted, immature, or just plain idiotic. If a buckethead shows symptoms of other relational problems that would affect his/er ability to live a healthy bucketless life, let the bucket be. Taking the bucket off prematurely may cause damage to many others causing them to take up the bucket for themselves. It is best to perform other relationally retarded reversal procedures before removing the bucket.