The Stupid Test
Answer Key Below
Below you can find the answers to "The Stupid Test" -- just scroll down and find which ones you got wrong. Then you can explore the rest of the site.
- Does England have a 4th of July?
- Yes
- No
- Of course it does, it comes after July 3rd
- If you are in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you now in?
- First
- Second
- Third
- Fourth
- If you pass the second person, you are in second and the other person is now in third
- How many birthdays does an average man have?
- 0
- 1
- 69-75
- 80-91
- An average man is only born once
- How many months have 28 days?
- 0
- 1
- 12
- Depends if it's a leap year
- All months have atleast 28 days
- In baseball, how many outs are in an inning?
- 1
- 3
- 6
- 9
- Three for one team and three for the other
- What is 30 divided by half plus 10?
- 70
- 25
- 30
- 90
- If you divide something by half you are doubling it
- In California, is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
- Yes
- No
- If he has a widow, he's dead
- If a doctor tells you to take three pills every 30 minutes, how long will the pills last?
- 30 minutes
- 60 minutes
- 90 minutes
- 120 minutes
- You would take one of them right away
- What is the seventh letter of the alphabet?
- F
- G
- H
- J
- H is the seventh letter of "THE ALPHABET"
- If there are 3 apples and you take 2, how many do you have?
- 0
- 1
- 2
- 3
- If you take two, you would obviously have two
- How far can a dog run into the woods?
- It can't
- Half way
- All the way
- If it runs any further, it's running out of the woods
- How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
- None
- One of each
- Two of each
- Depends on how many animals he took
- Moses didn't have the ark, Noah did
- How many two cent stamps are in a dozen?
- 0
- 1
- 6
- 12
- A dozen of anything is twelve
- What is 1000 + 40 + 1000 + 30 + 1000 + 20 + 1000 + 10?
- 4321
- 4100
- 5000
- 6777
- Think about it for a minute or use a good calculator
