||SURVIVE|| Kevin

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Welcome, candidates to.... SURVIVE KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Surviving Kevin is NOT a feat for the weak. It requires skill, wit, courage, and luck. Even those with impeccable rizz are not guaranteed success with Kevin, for he is an erratic and formidable force. (HINT FOR SURVIVING: CHOOSE THE fReAkIEsT OPTION)

Now, let's make sure you know your background. You are an aspiring singer/actress from LA. Your talent has been noticed because you won American Idol, but you haven't gotten your big break yet. Currently, you are dating Ed Sheeran in hopes that his connections will expedite your stardom. Unfortunately, the two of you have hit a rock in your relationship. Determined to keep things together, you and Ed have flown to Las Vegas for a Couple's Therapy Session™ with the one and only.... Cupid of Las Vegas. Unexpected events are bound to happen throughout your visit. Now it's time to play. Will you survive Kevin? Or will your heart be even more broken than before meeting him?

Created by: KEVIN
  1. Welcome to the quiz! You will likely fail.
  2. Knowing the Las Vegas traffic, do you and Ed leave a few minutes early for your appointment?
  3. You and Ed are sitting in an Uber. The two of you don't speak to each other. As you're driving, you look through the window and notice a huge billboard sign with Kevin's face on it. Kevin is wearing a black suit and his signature sunglasses. He looks as alluring as always. What was the first thought that popped into your head when you saw his face?
  4. The KEVIN™ Conference Suites and Studio is located away from the busy Las Vegas Strip for some privacy. The building's facade is dark and brooding like your hopes in a man. The Uber driver escorts you and Ed out of the Uber. Once you're inside the building, a smiling lady leads you to a waiting room and instructs you to wait until Kevin is ready. What are your thoughts?
  5. You wait for about fifteen minutes. Another smiling lady enters the room. "Mr. and Mrs. Sheeran?" "It's Madam y/n," you respond. The lady blushes apologetically. "Your appointment with Kevin is ready. Room number 69 is yours. Good luck, and enjoy the experience." She brushes a velvet red curtain aside to reveal a winding hall.
  6. It is time to meet Kevin, the Great and the Terrible. Nervously, you gasp as the door to Room 69 swings opens. Inside, seated at an ebony desk is Kevin. He is dressed smartly in a freshly ironed black suit and tie. Dark sunglasses obscure his mystical eyes and tiny gold hoops dangle from his earlobes. Overall, Kevin' aura is breathtaking. He looks even more impressive than in his ads and posters. You can't help but stare at Kevin's...
  7. Kevin smirks. The low decibels scratch against your eardrums to produce the most satisfying effect. "Hello, guests... My name is... Kevin... and I am the... Cupid (Khee-U-pid) of Las Vegas." Kevin speaks slowly, carefully drawing out syllables that roll smoothly off the tongue with an orotund timbre. "My lovely couple... I sense negative energy in the air. Tell me... what recently occurring phenomenon is affecting your current state of affairs? Ed Sheeran's face lights up in frustration. "I'll tell you, Kevvie-Boy. It's y/n who's the problem. I stumbled into her hooking up with this random LA #&%@ and she's denying it even happened. I should've known better. All my friends were telling me she's only using me to get ahead in the industry.
  8. Kevin continues chatting with you and Ed for about ten minutes, soaking up all the background information. You can't help but notice that Kevin is... stealing glances at you? Yes, that must be it! After each sentence he says, he smirks at you admiringly.
  9. Kevin's voice is thoroughly mesmerizing, but Ed Sheeran doesn't seem impressed. Rolling his eyes, he mutters, "Can we get on with this? We have less than an hour left and you're speaking at like two words per minute. Hurry up, Kevvie-boy!" How do you react to your boyfriend's complaining?
  10. Finally, after what feels like forever, Kevin smirks for the 574th time. "Alright... now is the appropriate time to... split up... for an individual one-on-one session... with me... for privacy. Ladies first, shall we?" Kevin smiles at you like you're a goodie to eat. What do you say?
  11. Ed Sheeran groans, his old man muscles snapping as he gets up and exits the room. Finally he's gone. Good riddance, you think. Now, there's only you Kevin, and the chemistry-filled space between your lips. Kevin leans back in his chair, puckering his lips thoughtfully. Your stomach flips and spins. Breathing in slowly, his rich cologne floods your nostrils. "Benvenuta, cara mia," he drawls. "It appears you've been seeking something." Kevin chuckles, deep laughter scratching with vocal fry. "We've waited for too long.
  12. Kevin lets out a heavy moan. For a moment, he has a pained expression on his face. Then he screams a beastly, alpha roar. His voice shakes the desk and your heart. You're so scared that you accidentally let out a fart. What do you do?
  13. The fart subsides. (You're not sure if Kevin noticed or not. He do be cryptic like that) Kevin smirks as he gets up and knocks over his chair with fervor. Kevin doesn't usually get this excited with the average client. But he really, really likes you. Do you really, really like Kevin?
  14. Kevin starts clawing away at his clothes. He rips his Louis Vuitton suit, revealing shiny, smoldering abs. Your eyes scan over each divot greedily. Kevin continues to shed layers and beckons you to do the same.
  15. If you rip off your clothes, Kevin smirks. If you don't, Kevin rips them off for you. His breathes hot air into your ear. "Let me lead you, bambina."
  16. Kevin slams you against the wall. You quiver as you gaze up as his 2.4 m stature. Kevin whispers in your ear to relax and let go of your worries. Is anything bothering you right now?
  17. Kevin starts to furiously make out with you. He is excellent at the job. The two of you wriggle around on the floor, your face flushing with excitement as you beg Kevin to maximize his power. Kevin suggests you create a nickname for him. What will it be?
  18. If you know Italian, you should say something in it to impress Kevin.
  19. It's time to wrap up the session. Kevin holds you in his big arms. He tells you that he's a very busy man, but depending on how you reacted to him today, hopefully there will be a few more available time slots. Do you beg him for another rendezvous chance?
  20. There's only a few minutes left before your session is over. You scramble to dress yourself, and accidentally rip your blouse in the process. What do you do?
  21. Kevin holds your hand and begins walking you to the door. But you're not sure if you're ever going to see him again. What do you beg for, as something to remember Kevin forever?
  22. "Arrivederci, my dearest," Kevin solemnly bids you farewell. "Ah, Ed, you have waited for too long." Kevin smirks, licking his lips at this juicy ginger. You get the slightest feeling that something is off.

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