"Should I Kill Myself?" quiz!!

this is the most obvious quiz on the internet. the title might sound dramatic, but don’t worry... the answer is always no. you matter way too much to be asking a website for life advice anyway. what this quiz really does is remind you of all the little reasons (funny, ridiculous, and real) why the world is better with you in it.

so buckle up, answer some silly questions, and prepare to be denied your imaginary “quit life” request by the official Council of Existence™. whether you’ve got unfinished laundry, TV shows, memes, or even just a sandwich waiting for you, there are countless reasons to stick around. the result will always be the same: nope, not today, not tomorrow. you’re here, and i'm glad you are.