Who quoted the following?

Some of the funniest words are spoken on the spur of the moment. Thus is a collection of the ten brilliant witty quotes and now I have run out of words to put here ... lol

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Created by: TayuyaTerra

  1. "I am free of all pre-justice. I hate everyone equally"
  2. "Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."
  3. Lady: "Sir you're drunk" Churchill : "Yes madam, I am but in the morning I will be sober and you still ugly."
  4. "I love children, especially when they cry for then someone takes them away."
  5. "I've never been a millionaire but I just know I'd be darling at it."
  6. "In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move."
  7. "If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."
  8. "In switzerland they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years democracy and peace and what did they produce? The cockoo clock."
  9. "What a pity, when Columbus discovered America, that he even mentioned it."
  10. "I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my way in the end."

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