Which Presocratic Philosopher Are You?

Have you ever wondered which presocratic philosopher you are most like? Honestly, I doubt many people have! If you, however, do happen to fall within this rather niche group then welcome. You match is yours to discover.

This is a bit dumb but two paragraphs are required here and there is a minimum word count! So I will write garbage here! Oh my god I need to write my essay! Why am I using my time in this way???

Created by: Mary

What is Your Political Affiliation?
- Moderate liberal.
- Socialist
- Anarchist
- Communist
- I write my own name on the ballet and always secretly think I might win.
What do you, or would you look for in a Partner?
- I'm into alt chicks.
- I like a girl who can call me on my s---
- I am polyamorous. No one person can give you everything.
- Femdom
- I like my romantic partner to be both my best friend and my lover. To be my complete intellectual and spiritual match. Until then, I'm playing the field.
Favourite way to spend a friday night?
- Losing board game night with the boys because I stick with my original strategy even when it becomes clear that it will not do me any favors. I was just really proud of thinking of it and wanted to give it a go.
- Weep
- Smoke the good stuff with my alt gf.
- Winning board game night with the boys in equal parts because I'm a genius and because my boys are dumb as s---
- Alone with a good book, recovering from an injury.
Do you like me?
- Idk, do you smoke?
- Ah but WHICH you? Humans are changeable creatures.
- There are no individuals. Being is one. Also, no. I think I am better than you.
- There are no individuals. Being is one. Also, yes. Everyone is my homie :).
- I don't f---ing know you.
Hogwarts House?
- Hogwarts is one. Also, I think I am a ravenclaw but I am a hufflepuff.
- Gryffindor!
- The sorting has cried when I put him on.
- Herbology, man
- I'm a ravenclaw and I know it.
Ideal first date?
- Tantric sex
- Improv
- Smoke at my place, then what happens happens ;).
- Political Graffiti together on an underpass while I ask you questions about your core wounds.
- Dinner and a play. I will not go home with you after, slut.
How would your friends describe you?
- The leader for sure!
- HAHAHA let me just quickly go ask my friend acquaintances, who I definitely have. I am definitely not alone in this valley of tears.
- I'm super creative.
- Based
- My first name, we aren't children.
Ideal Home?
- Country villa
- I'm more of an odinic wanderer.
- Tree house!
- Studio in greenwich village, 1965.
- Anywhere I can do my work is fine with me.
Favourite favourite?
- Colour, because it comes to mind.
- There's no point having favourites. The quality of nothing is inherent and everything depends on the condition of both the perceiver and the perceived.
- Tell me about your favourite book. I want to get to know the real you.
- Strain, nuf said.
- Animal? Animals are good.
How do you live a happy healthy life?
- Have confidence in your beliefs.
- You can't
- Take it easy and keep it loose.
- Challenge everything, and keep your integrity.
- Hydrate!

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