Which fishmonger-tastic character are you?

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Created by: Caudelsnpossets

What is your favorite color?
- Red!
- They're all equally annoying.
- Probably black, to match my soul.
- How can I pick?! They're all so merry!
- Chartreuse.
How would you describe your figure?
- Very, very short.
- Quite curvy! ;)
- Slim and elegant.
- Pear-shaped.
- Rather lithe and athletic!
What do you fear most?
- Having no booze left in the bottle.
- Losing my loved ones.
- Red ribbons! Ack!
- Nothing.
- Hmm...probably being alone. :(
How would you describe your childhood?
- It was very unhappy, though I come from a wealthy family.
- Very poor. We were nearly starving.
- A mystery...
- Rural and quaint!
- I had a nice, adopted family.
Time for a night out on the town! What do you wear?
- A beautiful, jewel-encrusted dress with a slit up the side.
- Who the fel cares?
- O, a wonderfully parti-colored ensemble!
- Something pretty revealing - I like to show off my curves.
- Nothing?
Choice of weapon?
- Some trusty, practical knives.
- My magic and demons...
- My sharp tongue.
- A fish!
- A big ol' axe.
What's your take on partnerships and love?
- I had a wife once. It didn't end well.
- For all that is songly! 'tis the most lovely thing in all the world!
- Oh! Oh! Love! It makes me feel so happy. <3 <3
- I'd appreciate it more if my husband would get off his lazy ass...
- My lips are sealed.
If you could have anything in the world, what would it be?
- A resting place and some peace and quiet.
- To cuddle with my partner!
- To be who I once was...
- I already have everything I want.
- To escape the stuffy, infuriating society of my people.
That guy over there's laughing at you! What do you do?
- I don't care, as long as he's not laughing at my friends!
- Shrug it off and keeping walking (but secretly imagine his painful death).
- Take a long swig from my flask. What do I care?
- Oh, that's okay! Everyone laughs at me!
- Do nothing.
Pick one!
- Caudels and possets!
- No, this is stupid.
- Caudels...and...what...?
- Caudels and possets, I guess.
- O, CAUDELS AND POSSETS!

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