What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old What is your gender? Male Female You are walking on the street late at night and hear a loud noise, rather like a dustbin being kicked over. What do you do? Track the source of the noise, to see if anything untoward needs attention. Laugh and carry on your merry way -- some poor sucker just got it! Have an enormous fright and spend a moment listening to your heart beat frantically, waiting for danger. Imagine it's an alley cat and hope it found something good in there for dinner. Tut to yourself about how those homeless people are ruining the city. In order to create a strong visual identity for yourself, you prefer wearing... ...something black and shadowlike ...something tight and brightly coloured, preferably spandex ...something tight and dark, preferably leather ...something dignified and obviously expensive ...barely anything, though maybe a few modesty touches Which of these animals are closest to your heart? Bat Cat Robin (dur) Penguin (double dur -- these are obvious, huh?) Hyena No animal, I prefer plants Your form of humour is... ...Dry, sardonic comments ...Smart-alec replies ...Barbed, witty rejoiners ...Killer set-ups and punchlines ...Riddles ...visual humour Which of these crimes is most likely to infuriate you? ANY crime, but mostly tormenting innocents Woman-abuse Pollution Crimes of the Heart Stupid, obvious crimes with no art behind them Your idea of a perfect evening involves... Meditating, with the knowledge that all is well. A glass of fine brandy in a big chair before a warm fire. Spending special time with your beloved. A crossword puzzle, or maybe a game of scrabble with a smart pal. Sleeping bathed in the scent or roses. Getting your RDA of adrenaline, no matter by what method. Your perfect mate would be... ...A paragon of justice, passionate and logical at the same time Moody, sexy and cut like The David Cute and bubbly Sensative to your issues and the environment around him/her Uber-smart and spontaneous Willing to do all the heavy-lifting for you If an organization was donating $1000 000 to a charity of your choice, it would go to... your local police force Greenpeace Amnesty International a bird sanctuary a READ campaign Arhkam Asylum Your ideal domicile is... ...Technologically rich and functional ...Extravagent yet classy (think Old Money) ...Highly themed in line with your obsession (eg. A green and purple extravaganza!) ...Filled with flora ...Filled with avians ...Sleek and modern (uptown living) You are shown an inkblot by your psychlogist. Upon being asked about it, you will reply... ...by skirting the issue of what you really see, because you don't want to reveal too much about yourself ...that all you can see is ink, and that this is rather silly anyway ...that you see something arbitary, like Elvis fighting a jar of peanut butter, without even looking properly ...that you can see you are over-paying for these sessions ...honestly; you have nothing to hide How are you most likely to attack someone? With utter conviction, control and martial art type skill ruling your body With words and clever gadgets that mean you don't have to get *physically* involved Animalistically, possibly with real or improvised claws Absurdly -- with, like, nasty soda water or a really big mallet Impulsively, and with an intensity that makes up for your lack of skill or stature. Preferrably with something sharp. You don't do the attacking; that's what minions are for. Duh. Psh, like you're going to break a nail! If you were a laugh, you'd be... Non-existent. A (possibly condescending) chuckle. A snigger. A belly-laugh. The silent, body-spasming kind. A hysterical collection of screams and whoops.