Weirdest Google Searches Ever

Google is basically used for everything--looking up pictures, finding websites, an online dictionary. What would people do without our beloved search engine?

But sometimes Google gets some weird users. People who ask the strangest questions; questions involving squirrels, ice cream, and goat height. Confused? Look below!

Created by: Fallout3

  1. All right, before we begin, there are a couple things you should know. 1) I give all credit for this brilliant quiz idea to mcqueen. Thanks mcqueen, by the way! 2) These are all 100% real. Skeptical? Go to Google and search these yourself! You'll find every one of them.
  2. Why is my goldfish turning black?
  3. Can gorillas swim?
  4. Squirrels would taste like ice cream if goats were taller.
  5. Charles Darwin is my homeboy.
  6. I hate it when I lose my white friends in the snow.
  7. Dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to discourage time travel.
  8. Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
  9. I like to tape my thumbs to my hands and pretend to be a dinosaur.
  10. Sometimes I like to dig a hole in my backyard, stand in the hole, and pretend I'm a carrot.
  11. Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea?
  12. I am extremely terrified of Chinese people.
  13. Can Jesus microwave a burrito?
  14. Why can't animals talk?
  15. I have a bed made of buttermilk pancakes.

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