The totally retarded quiz
Let's kill Santa Clause Let's kill Santa Clause With a ma-che-te Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer thinks he's really LAME!! Ears are ringing, Santa's screaming. He won't go down with outta fight!! Dear old Santa .. say your prayers, Cause Santa Clause dies tonight. I love that song!
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? Am I getting smart with you? How would you know? I'm not just a gardener, I'm a Plant Manager. My reality check bounced. I have not yet begun to procrastinate. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make when they go flying by. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. There are two rules for ultimate success in life: 1. Never tell everything you know. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
Created by: Jow Momma
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