The Greatest Pick-up lines Ever

Pick-up lines are every-where. At school, at work, at home, in the neighborhood, you'll hear 'em some-time in yer life. Here I have compiled a list of pick-up lines that I've deemed to be hilarious! Three specials at the end of every list.

Pick-up lines are every-where. At school, at work, at home, in the neighborhood, you'll hear 'em some-time in yer life. Here I have compiled a list of pick-up lines that I've deemed to be hilarious! Three specials at the end of every list.

Created by: Joker1001

  1. "Is your name wifi? 'Cause I'm feelin' a connection."
  2. "Can I go exploring in your rabbit hole?"
  3. "Want to try and tame my Beast?"
  4. "What has exactly 38 teeth and locks in The Hulk? My zipper."
  5. "You're so hot I think I'm gonna need to use a Burn Heal!"
  6. "Hey girl, did you get those pants on a sale? 'Cause they're 100% off at my place!"
  7. "Hey is that a mirror in your pocket?" "Because I can see my-self in those pants. ;)"
  8. "The CIA is looking my penis. Can I hide it in you?!"
  9. "You're so hot the sun melted."
  10. "Oh, I'll put the hammer down. I'll put the hammer down all night."
  11. *Original Line!* "You're like Subway. In a few minutes you're gonna be eatin' my footlong."
  12. *Anti Pick-up line!* "You're always in my dreams, every night. You're the one who dies! :D"
  13. *Fail line!* "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. ;^)"

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