What is your age? Under 18 Years Old 18 to 24 Years Old 25 to 30 Years Old 31 to 40 Years Old 41 to 50 Years Old 51 to 60 Years Old Over 60 Years Old What is your gender? Male Female Which of the following is your bedroom temperament closest to? A wild stallion high on cocaine As much energy as Ian Thorpe at a cosmetics expo Hugh Hefner without viagra You prefer a warm milk and a Tintin comic to a passionate night in Your choice anniversary present is: You bursting out of a cake while you serenade your lover with Dido playing in the background A nice dinner but then back to your place forâ?¦coffee Flowers, chocolates, a movie, quick kiss then a night out on the town with the boys/girls Bunch of flowers from the local servo and a quickie in the back seat of your Torana How many partners have you had in the past 3 years? Umm, should I include the entire Cronulla Sharks cheerleading team as one or 17 separate partners? What if I had 3 girlfriends/boyfriends at the same time, do I include them as 1 or 3? One if you include that bastard/b---- who left me for my best friend You once spoke to this girl/guy at uni when she/he asked you for a penâ?¦does that count? Your perfect man/woman MUST have as a minimum: A caring passionate heart, pure soul and a â??sister who puts outâ?? for boys or a â??hot friendâ?? for girls Good personality and a killer body Great arse and always be â??up for itâ?? Hair and teeth You believe your greatest asset to a boyfriend/girlfriend is: A great passion for your one true love and you refuse to cheat on their best friendsâ?¦cause it is too easy for them to find out A love for them at the moment, but if you break up it â??will be me, not youâ?? A â??mad twin turbo Supra with massive subwooferâ?? for a guy, or â??my twin sisterâ?? for a girl I sometimes let them out in public with meâ?¦ The meaning of true love to you is: When a mummy and a daddy love each other very very muchâ?¦ A bond only separable if that girl/guy at the bus stop makes a move on me That time in that dream I had where I married a donkey My girlfriend/boyfriend forgiving me for cheating with that girl/guy cause â??we were in a different postcodeâ?? Your perfect woman/man can be found on nights out at: A trendy nightclub surrounded by friends Downing shots and dancing on podiums with a midget called Gavin Down at the local chatting up the totally uninterested bar person The local strip joint with his/her parole officer, charging $17 an hour St. Valentineâ??s Day to you is: The day when a massage has a â??happy endingâ?? without you needing to ask for it The one day of the year you donâ??t have to plead for â??itâ?? A good chance for a quick game of â??hide the sausageâ?? before CSI comes on A public holiday for nuns affected by warâ?¦isnâ??t it? The most romantic song you know is: Unchained Melody â?? Roy Orbison Unfaithful â?? Rhianna The â??jingleâ?? to Pine-O-Clean I Like Big Butts â?? Sir Mix A Lot The centrepiece at your wedding will be: The torn up restraining order your fiancée had against you, until you took that hypnosis class Collection of drunken text messages you wrote to each other which make absolutely no sense at all The car you will drive to Canberra for your honeymoon in The Camero you conceived your first child of seven in
