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When you forget about your math books in your locker: You: Walks past lockerMath books: ♪Do you remember me? Of what I used to be? You walk by, and it's like you don't remember how I helped you with your tests!♪Also your math tests: ♪At least the teachers love me.♪
- OH MY GOODNESS I LOVED IT!!!!!
- I liked it!
- Neautrel.
- Not terrible.
- Bad...
- OH MY GOODNESS YOU'RE THE WORST!!!!!
POV: You're a lamp and you have to experience a singer wake up. The singer: *Sits up*You: Oh, no...The singer: *Stretches arms out like a T* "WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY!? RING-RING-RING-RING-RING-RING...
- OH MY GOODNESS I LOVED IT!!!!!
- I liked it!
- Neautrel.
- Not terrible.
- Bad.
- OH MY GOODNESS YOU'RE THE WORST!!!!!
POV: You're livestreaming but you forgot as you're gobbling down chips with chocolate and dorito dust smeared all over your face. You: OMNOMNOMNOMOMMMHHOMNOMHThe livestream: HelloYou: *Chokes on chips as you realize it's still there*
- OH MY GOODNESS I LOVED IT!!!!!
- I liked it!
- Neautrel.
- Not terrible.
- Bad.
- OH MY GOODNESS YOU'RE THE WORST!!!!!
POV: The teacher just left to get something, and she told her class to be quiet. Class: *Silent*Teacher: DID I JUST HEAR A SOUND!? I WALKED BARELY FIVE FEET OUT, AND I CAN ALREADY HEAR YOU ALL YIP-YAPPING!
- OH MY GOODNESS I LOVED IT!!!!!
- I liked it!
- Neautrel.
- Not terrible.
- Bad.
- OH MY GOODNESS YOU'RE THE WORST!!!!!
What do you call a witch that lives in the sand? A sandwich.
- OH MY GOODNESS I LOVED IT!!!!!
- I liked it!
- Neautrel.
- Not terrible.
- Bad.
- OH MY GOODNESS YOU'RE THE WORST!!!!!
A cowboy planned to leave on Tuesday with his horse. He left on Friday.
- OH MY GOODNESS I LOVED IT!!!!!
- I liked it!
- Neautrel.
- Not terrible.
- Bad.
- OH MY GOODNESS YOU'RE THE WORST!!!!!
POV: You're a 13 year old. There is a 40 year old man/woman named Jessie who has a crush on you. Jessie: Age is just a number.You: You know what else is a number?Jessie: What?You: 911.
- OH MY GOODNESS I LOVED IT!!!!!
- I liked it!
- Neautrel.
- Not terrible.
- Bad.
- OH MY GOODNESS YOU'RE THE WORST!!!!!
You realizing you actually pay for the bottle but not the water: *Intently stares at the bottle filled with water*
- OH MY GOODNESS I LOVED IT!!!!!
- I liked it!
- Neautrel.
- Not terrible.
- Bad.
- OH MY GOODNESS YOU'RE THE WORST!!!!!
Snapchat be like: *Duck face* TikTok be like: ♪BIG FLUFFY EYEBROOOOWWWWSSSS♪
- OH MY GOODNESS I LOVED IT!!!!!
- I liked it!
- Neautrel.
- Not terrible.
- Bad.
- OH MY GOODNESS YOU'RE THE WORST!!!!!
7 year old you going up the stairs: *Crawls up like a dog*
- OH MY GOODNESS I LOVED IT!!!!!
- I liked it!
- Neautrel.
- Not terrible.
- Bad.
- OH MY GOODNESS YOU'RE THE WORST!!!!!

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