Just HOW bad do you smell?
Some people smell. It's something we all have to deal with in life. We're not sure why they smell, but they always do. It's one of the only things you can truly count on. The smelly kid will always smell, and your grandparents will give you money.
So, do you smell? I'm sure you don't think so, but this failsafe test should gauge your smell level very accurately. Or not. Probably not, actually. So don't be mad if it says you smell. You're the one who answered smellilily...right.