How slow ARE you?

There are many smart people, but alot of slowmotherf**kers. Slow motherf**ker is, afterall, quite exceptional. What is a slowmotherf**ker? A slowmotherf**ker is someone who is not at all clever, is unable to slove complex problems, and and have no motor skills whatsoever. =D

Are YOU a slowmofo? Do you have the stupidity to qualify for that title? Until now you could only wonder. But thanks to this great quiz, in just a few minutes you will find out!

Created by: alyssa

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Our "When Will I Die" Quiz?

  1. What is your age?
  2. What is your gender?
  1. Have you ever run into a bush/tree?
  2. Have you ever eaten worms and said," it tastes like chicken?"
  3. Have you ever asked a friend at work, what they were up to?
  4. Have you ever run into a screen door that was closed but you thought was open?
  5. Have you ever looked at the ceiling searching for images?
  6. Do you pluck your armpit hair?
  7. Have you ever been kicked in the balls/vagina, and said you enjoyed it?
  8. Do you believe you can lick your elbow?
  9. Did you just lick your elbow?
  10. Have you ever TYPED in lisp?
  11. When you hear "coke" you think drug not soda.
  12. You named your pet fish "Fluffy."
  13. Have you ever blowed a bubble with your gum and got it on your nose and couldn't get it off?
  14. Have you ever tried to catch something after it fell, and it still broke or fell to the floor after 1-3 attempts of catching it?
  15. If someone said "poo," you'd laugh.
  16. Have you ever been called a blonde when it pertained to your smartness?
  17. Did you look at a carton of orange juice because it had the word "concentrate" on the side?
  18. Do you scratch your left ear with your right hand?
  19. Do you believe you can lick your hand?
  20. Did you just lick your hand?
  21. Have you ever put on the wrong shoe left on right or right on left?
  22. Do you have more than 5$ in your wallet/purse, but then complain about being broke?
  23. Do you have more than 10 pairs of shoes?

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Quiz topic: How slow am I?