How midwestern are you?

You wonder if you are from up north? take this test to see. i dont know what else to say, so heres the opening lines of all star. Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead. The years start comin' and they don't stop comin'. Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin'. Didn't make sense not to live for fun, Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.

Created by: Ball tickle

What store do you get your clothes from?
- Walmart, 5$ shirts.
- Bass pro shops, camo patterns.
- Only the finest gucci for my pas torso and legs, thank you very much!
- GAP, for some good quality jackets.
Your neighbor gives you 100$ for helping him clean his gutters. what do you do?
- Say its no big deal and give him as much money as the GDP of Germany as a thank you
- Say thanks and walk away.
- Say that your butlers will help again and roll away in a private jet.
- Ignore him and walk away.
What's your ideal highlight of the week?
- Going to a fancy restaurant with my wife.
- Work.
- Wal-Mart run for 91 packs of beer.
- Staying home and playing games all day.
What do you call carbonated beverages?
- Fizzy juice
- Pop
- Cola
- Soda
Are you pro-second amendment? (The right to bear arms)
- Yes
- No
How do you make a pizza?
- grill a frozen pizza, with leftover meat sprinkled on.
- The Italian way, making the dough and sauces yourself.
- I'd just order one.
- Use some dough and sauce from the supermarket and make your own.
What do you call a room designed for pooping and peeing?
- A bathroom.
- A restroom.
- The John.
- A water closet.
How racist are you?
- Yes.
- What?
Is Russel Crowe in Gladiator 2?
- Yes.
- No.
Finally, what is the cure to bland food?
- Ketchup/Catsup.
- Ranch.
- Mustard.
- Mayonnaise.

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