How Cthulhu are you?

How Cthulhu are you? Did you graduate at the Miskatonic university? Partake in cults secretly in high school? Have you ever read the necronomicon? Did you ever suffer vivid and unworldly nightmares as a child?

Depending on the nature of your answer, you may be deemed downright insane or a cultist. You may even be the actual Cthulhu himself (Does he even go onto the internet?).

Created by: Anonymous

First question: How old are you?
- Under 18.
- In my twenties.
- Going through my thirties and fourties.
- fifty and beyond.
- Too old for this!
- I am precisely 36597501 years old!
- Y' ah 36597501 y'or'nahh mgepog!
How superstitious are you?
- I don't believe in anything superstitious.
- I saw a UFO flying over my house last week.
- I thought I saw my dead grandmother sitting in my living room the other day...
- Superstition? What do you mean? That kind of stuff is real!
- The only thing I am superstitious of is the fact that people are ignoring the upcoming rising of Cthulhu!
- C' ah geb!
Do you believe in the occult?
- The occult is just a joke- it's just rebellious youngsters trying to be different!
- My friend at work/school keeps talking to me about strange cults he has seen in the neighbourhood at night...
- I think the occult is as real as anything! The Illuminati exist!
- Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Have you ever had a strange dream or nightmare with hideous monsters?
- When I was a child, I was afraid of the boogeyman.
- Never!
- Since I was born, I've always had vivid nightmares about disturbing creatures and places that I can't explain.
- You mean the Old ones? They talk to me all the time, in waking day and sleep! They are some pretty cool people!
- I once had a nightmare of some really fishy people that spoke a language I can't understand.
- Y' goka uh'e mgvulgtnah fhtagn!
What average mark did you graduate from high school?
- I dropped from high school early.
- I got 100% for all my subjects! (or an A+)
- I got about 60% average.
- I got 50% and below.
- Ya lloig ph' ah fahff lloighnahh!
- I got entrance into the Miskatonic University!
Who is your best friend?
- My Girlfriend/Boyfriend.
- I have no friends...
- My friend George over here! He is pretty shy and isn't seen by a whole lot of people. Say hi, George!
- My best friends are those Fish people at Innsmouth!
- Azathoth! Y' l' ai h' nilgh'ri yar.
- I have a small circle of friends who I like to spend time with
- Everyone is my best friend!
Do you like worms?
- Worms have told me some funny jokes- they're cool.
- Worms? Disgusting!
- One of my best friends is a worm!
- Vulgtmnah l' l' gokln'gha shoggothh.
Do you know who Abdul Alhazred is?
- He wrote one of my favourite books!
- Who is that?
- I think I read somewhere that he was pretty crazy.
- He was the one who wrote the necronomicon! Pretty scary book if I say so myself.
- j'zahar h' mgep'ai yog c'.
What is your favourite Color?
- Red.
- Green!
- Purple!
- Blue.
- Violet.
- Orange!
- Yellow!
- Urn'ghftor!
Final Question: What is your preferred method of transport?
- Walking.
- Driving in my car.
- I cycle!
- Swimming with my Fish Friends!
- gniyi ph'nglui soth!

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