Thread Topic: SCP-3008
"Long distance shadoportation isn't working for some reason so I can't use it to escape... but I have about a hundred trillion wands or more, and they're made of wood... but they're also kinda what I eat. I have pizza, though, and I think they're better for houses than wooden wands, even the ones I have that are the size of trees." They called. "What do you think?"
Nineteen was now the one giving Cats a weird look. "Um, no. That's not going to do s---." He said, throwing the table legs behind their shoulder. They flew over to a high spot on the wall and started kicking it in to stick the table into it.
"I need something to keep this stable."
Julie's eyes lit up, looking around and spotting a plank. She picked it up and ran over to Nineteen, handing it to him. "Here!" She said, walking back over to Andrea.
LOL I THOUGHT SHE SAYING "Here!" AS IN "Use Andrea"))
Andrea looked up at Nineteen, tilting her head quizzically. "Any way I can help?"
Zephyr stared in shock at Cats. "I'll give you a "pizza" my mind. How about you just give the pizza to me so I can eat it?"
"Fiiiiiiiiiiiine. Not all of it though." They shadoported in a few boxes of pizza hut large pizza and handed them to Zephyr. "Give me the cardboard when you're done."
Zephyr cackled happily, eating it with an almost horrifying speed before neatly handing them the cardboard.
LMAO *Yeets Andrea into the wall*))
Nineteen figures out how to keep the planks stable, standing on top of it to test it. "We may need more planks and tables to make a ground base and a sky base, if you can get that." He replied to Andrea.
Julie cringes at Zephyr's pun, shaking her head and laughing. "I'm going to find some medical supplies, I'll be back." She told everyone, running off.
Blade sat on the floor next to his bag, flicking his tail impatiently.
They ate the cardboard in one nom and shadoported in some wood. "You said you needed this?" They asked. It was approximately 4 pieces of wood, 3 feet long and 1 foot wide. "That's all you're getting. The rest are my snacks."
Andrea was carrying two tables at once, cackling like a madman at her own strength. Zephyr leaned against Blade, his long ears perked up playfully.
"So what brings you to this IKEA at such an hour?" he said.
"Thanks, you two." Nineteen nodded, smiling and flying upwards with another plank.
Blade sighed and rolled his eyes, a grin lingering at the tips of his mouth. "Curiosity, actually." He said sheepishly.
"Curiosity kills the cat." Nineteen yells from above.
"Oi, shut up!" Blade yells back, flattening his ears defensively.
(I imagine Blade with an accent and now I just see Tubbo. Save me-)
"HEY I'M RIGHT HERE. NO MAKING CAT KILLING JOKES!" They shouted.
Nineteen snorts. "Sorry, let me rephrase that. Curiosity kills the goat."
"I WILL GET UP THERE AND END YOU, CROW BOY!"
"HOW DARE YOU-"
"Both of you shush! I can hear you from a mile away!" Julie growled as she came back with her arms full, throwing it on the floor.
That shut the two up, shooting silent death glares at each other.
Cats flapped up to join Nineteen. "So do we still need wood?"
Zephyr propped his elbow up in Blade's head, the rest of his body floating in the air. "Need any help up there?" he called to Nineteen.
Andrea gave Julie a double thumbs up with a smirk. "Nice one."
Nineteen nodded to both of them, finally continuing to build after a couple of moments.
Julie giggled madly, covering her mouth. "Some boys, I swear." She whispered, glancing at the two.
Blade made a face at Zephyr. "Why are you on my head." He said in annoyance.
"Well, sucks to be you. I'm too tired," Zephyr said airily to Nineteen before turning to Blade. "Because it's comfy. Do I really need a reason?"
Andrea shook with suppressed laughter, nodded in agreement.
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