Sirlio dodged it swiftly and hurled it back. Buckley was interested in scratching Calista's face now. "Hey, you don’t have to go that far." Sirlio attempted to reason with her.
"Fine, I surrender," Sirlio said. Putting on his best announcer-recap voice, he boomed, "AND GENERAL SIRLIO OF MALEGUYVILLE HAS SURRENDERED TO CALISTA OF FEMALEGIRLVILLE! WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT? MADNESS IS UNFOLDING. COME BACK TO PillowWars next season!"