So you blew up another orphanage.
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Thread Topic: So you blew up another orphanage.
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Join whenever, I'm just bored and want a random and for once not-insanely-thought-out easygoing superhero roleplay where we play the villains.
Quick introduc of my characters:
Caleb: The main villain. Has the power to de-age. This little shít looks 10 even though he's an old ass man. Runs a mafia type gang.
Flint: The pyromaniac who can control fire. Arsonistic a--hole, I love him.
Voyan: Sly b------. Sticks to alleys. Can read the future, and sometimes, a person's mind and emotions. Also Flint's.. boyfriend? Eh, they don't really put a label on it.
These names are unofficial btw, they're still in the works. Anyways whatever I'm gonna post in a sec -
Flint: It's not my fault this time, I swear I was aiming for the bank but then Voy got in my way.
Voyan: Don't pin this on me! Wait why the Hell would you blow up a bank? -
Flint: To get the money from it, duh
Voyan: iF yOu'D hiT tHe bAnK YoU'd bLoW uP tHe mOnEy iNsiDe iT -
Flint: Money's flammable?
Voyan: Oh my god. -
Caleb: That's enough, guys. I'm not angry. Just... disappointed. *he says this calmly as he twists a knife around thoughtfully*
Flint: Eat shít Callum
Caleb: CONTROL YOUR DOG VOYAN. *stabs knife into table*
Voyan: That'd be great, could you point me to a manual or something? The store I bought him from says no refunds
Flint: Ha. Very funny. -
Voyan: I can't believe I put up with this. What'd you say our next mission was?
Caleb: A simple armed robbery. Beginner level, even a mindless animal couldn't mess this one up.
Voyan: Lame. Not my style, bye.
Flint: You can't just leave me to do it on my own, babe *makes a kissy face at Voyan*
Voyan: Watch me. *stands and slinks off into the shadows* -
Flint: He loves me so much
Caleb: Uh huh.. Don't mess this up again, fire boy. If you do I'll have to give Killjoy a call.
Flint: Whatever old man -
Caleb: *snickers and walks off, grabbing his knife as he goes*
Flint: Uggghhhhhh. Robbery? Why not arsony? And all by myself too, that bastárd -
(Im going to be honest i saw the title and immediately thpugh of a friend whose a good guy but likes the spell fireball a little to much)
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(Ah yes, the classic "oops I burned down another village after trying to get a cat down from a tree" character)
Flint: *grabs mask, then thinks better of it and throws it aside* who needs masks anyway, everyone should know what I'm capable of. *grabs one of the guns from the armory*. *walks out*
Voyan, who was waiting outside the door: Finally. Come on, slowpoke.
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