DAIRI.
- Locked due to inactivity on Aug 4, '16 4:28pm
Thread Topic: DAIRI.
- 
    
      
      YOU IDIOT. I HAVE BOOBS.
 
 Ilya: *snaps* I HAVE A FREAKING DICK ASSHAT.
 
 Dairi: owo Oopsies.
 
 AND NOW I CAN'T CUDDLE MY OWN CHILDREN.
 
 Ilya: I CAN'T CUDDLE RIZZY.
- 
    
      
      I am Ilya. ;w;
 
 Ilya: And I'm Kass. I'm pretty sure I've never had a dick before. It's uncomfortable in these paaaants.
 
 Dairi: *awkwardly* They did a body switch. I.. Accidentally did it..
- 
    
      
      Kass: No. I wouldn't want to see her thoughts, anyways. *shudder*
 
 Ilya: How rude. e.e' *sighs* ...CAN I PUT IT OUT-
 
 Kass and Dairi: NO!
 
 Dairi: ..Anyways, I've been trying.. Oh... Damn.
 
 Ilya: How can you tolerate this thing? How does Rizen keep it in his pants? It f---ing hurts.
 
 Kass: If you unzip your- my- pants, you're dead.
- 
    
      
      Dairi: Not even him.
 
 Ilya: I'M GONNA DO IT-
 
 *and tackled by Ilya/Kass*
- 
    
      
      Kass: *throwing weak girly puches* KASS YOU JACKASS.
 
 Ilya: NNNNNNNN.
 
 Dairi: *face wall face wall face f---ing wall* Ask.. Ask Renjin.
 
 (Really?)
- 
    
      
      Renjin: *hanging from the celing* *finger snap*
 
 *RAINBOW*
 *den*
 
 Ilya: ... *touches chest* *gleeful face*
 
 Kass: *rubs legs* ..Much better.
 
 Dairi: Ohyay! :3
- 
    
      
      Renjin: I wanted to see if Kass would really do it. *grins*
 
 Kass: It's so f---ing painful. ewe
 
 Ilya: Boobs are so.. jiggly.
 
 Sky: MOMMA. ELIJAH AND MINDY MADE OUT IN FRONT OF MY TEDDY BEAR. ;A;
 
 Becky: MINE TOOOOO. D:
- 
    
      
      
 
 Sky: *disappears with Becky* *and then both appear in front of Grey*
 
 Elijah: *irritated face* *arm is wrapped around Mindy's waist*
 
 Mindy: *just kinda clinging to him*
 
 Kass: ...Grey.. Don't hurt them.
- 
    
      
      Mindy: *eeps* *scared little face*
 
 Elijah: *spits in his face* *coldly* I'll kill you first.
 
 Kass: .. *grabs Sky, disappearing*
- 
    
      
      Mindy: *loud yelp*
 
 Elijah: *does nothing except for scoot to the side*
 
 *bluuuuurr*
 *knocks Grey away from Mindy, pinning him*
 
 You got Angel kicked out of the kingdoms. ewe I'm going to whip you, and brand you, and probably rape you.. Well, maybe not rape, but I will make you feel pain.
 
 Mindy: *passes out*
- 
    
      
      ..Why would she deserve anything? Why do you do what you do?
- 
    
      
      *awkward kitten stare*
 
 ..Then why don't you just focus on her and leave everyone else alone? .-.
 
 Shadow: You're just jealous not a single rapist cares about you, Dark- *table is thrown at* JEALOUS.
- 
    
      
      *intense flail*
 
 I'm not jealous! I couldn't care less! It would just.. Really be nice to have a normal family. That isn't being hunted by Hunters. Or destroyed.
 
 Shadow: *whisper* Carter.
 
 *MORE FLAILING*
- 
    
      
      *throws Shadow at him, going to the corner*
 
 Shadow: :I I don't think she wants to see it.
- 
    
      
      ..Dumb book.. Fine.
 
 *stands*
 *and goes over to him*
This thread is locked, therefore no new posts can be made.






