Soap? Anyone?
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Thread Topic: Soap? Anyone?
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"Aw! I'm gonna name her Cupcake!" I cooed at the kitten. I petted her, until she exploded... her blood and organs landing on my face. I cried while looking up at the sky, "WHY?!"
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I covered Sally's eyes and picked her up and scurried off. "What the hell!?" I whispered yelled.
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I continued crying, while frantically wiping the blood and gunk off of my face. "I want another kitten." I grumbled.
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I tossed a thousand kittens to Harry the ones that do not explode.
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They all exploded and I sobbed very, very loud.
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Ugh! I scurried off down the street tripping and falling every 5 minutes.
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I ran after Niall, singing the best song ever. The lyrics didn't come out that good, since I was still crying.
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I tripped and got up running can I die now?!
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"Niall!" I screamed as I fell into a ditch.
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"Harold!" I yelled back and laughed at him fall. And looked down the ditch.
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I landed on my bum and looked up. "I can't get out! It's too high!" I point out. "Call the FBI, cops, military, and the ambulance!"
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"Okay!" I yelled worried I got out my phone calling th FBI, cops, milatary and the ambulance. "Um hello uh yeah I would like a cheese burger and some french fries please." I answered. "What this only for imergincys only? THIS IS AN IMERGINCY!" I screamed into the phone. Stupid people these days....
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"NIALL!" I screamed. The idiot is asking for food when my life could be at risk! Really?!
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"Wha? Oh sorry!" I said. "Theres a ladder behind you." I said smiling and walking away.
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I looked behind me, and of course, there's no ladder! "HEY! There's no ladder!" I shouted.
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