If you've ever felt like the biggest idiot in the world,

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Thread Topic: If you've ever felt like the biggest idiot in the world,

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    Hiccstrid Senior
    My 20-year-old sister (4 1/2 years older than me) literally thought that the breast cancer symbol was a Christian fish.

    It gets better though.

    When she was 18, she kept mixing up "chemo" and "camo." In front of lots of people.

    I tried to teach her piano and her first question was "Why don't the keys go all the way to Z?"

    She would call Spongebob Cheesebob. And not on purpose either.

    When I was showing her how to address envelopes, she didn't want to abbreviate "Drive" as "Dr." because she thought the mailman might get that confused for "Doctor."

    And yes, she is blonde. Literally.

    Do y'all have any stories like that to share? I'd love to hear them :)
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    DJ Cecilia Novice
    Are you ashamed of her
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    Hiccstrid Senior
    Nah, just amused. I think of her as my younger sister anyway.
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    The Actual Boss Advanced
    whhaaa? sounds kinda cute
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    DJ Cecilia Novice
    does she have a disorder or something
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    The Actual Boss Advanced
    She may be a typical blondie but hey cute+dumb is okay
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    DJ Cecilia Novice
    mmm
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    The Actual Boss Advanced
    sooo you’ still pissed when i made those jokes huh?
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    DJ Cecilia Novice
    nah. but after you left this is what happened:

    I'm like so angry I trashed my room and left though the window went to my friend's house and ate everything in her fridge

    I think I have an anxiety disorder
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    The Actual Boss Advanced
    youre Pissed at me???
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    DJ Cecilia Novice
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    The Actual Boss Advanced
    I didnt mean to be annoying
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    DJ Cecilia Novice
    Bardi
    He say he wanna touch it, and tease it, and squeeze it
    While my piggy bank is hungry, my nigga, you need to feed it
    If the text ain't freaky, I don't wanna read it
    And just to let you know this punani is undefeated, ay
    He say he really want to see me more
    I said we should have a date, where? At the Lamborghini store
    I’m kinda scary, hard to read, I'm like a ouija board
    But I'ma boss, b----, who you gonna leave me for?
    You hoes got no class, you b----es is broke still
    I'll be talkin' cash while I'm poppin' my gold grill (uh)
    I'm a hoe, rich b---- and I work like I'm broke still
    But they love be so fake, but they hate be so real (uh)
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    The Actual Boss Advanced
    Woah, thats crazy. Is that one of the female rappers?
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    DJ Cecilia Novice
    it's taki taki

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